(to the tune of “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns ‘n Roses)
Welcome to the bathroom
We got stalls and sinks
We always keep the fan turned on
‘Cause your sh*t really stinks
Come on and sit here on the john
Drop your pants down to your knees
We even got those tissues so you don’t
Catch some strange disease
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
You flush and it goes down the
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drain, drain
Try not to leave a stain!
Welcome to the bathroom
Come here once or twice a day
Before you leave you gotta wash your hands
But it’s the price you pay
And if you’re a sexy girl
I’ll turn that camera on
You’ll be posted on the internet
I’ll call it “crack of dawn”
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
Feel my, my, my toilet brush
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
I, I’m gonna make you flush!
Welcome to the bathroom
It gets worse here every day
There’s urine on the toilet
And the smell won’t go away
But at least the stalls are free
Or will be eventually
You can take a sh*t if you want
But you better not take it from me
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
You flush and it goes down the
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drain, drain
Try not to leave a stain
And when you read you never
Ever wanna go out, go out, go out, go out YEAH!
You know where you are?
You’re in the bathroom baby!
You’re gonna sh*t!
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
You flush and it goes down the
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drain, drain
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
Feel my, my, my toilet brush
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
You flush and it goes down the
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drain, drain
In the bathroom
Welcome to the bathroom
You flush and it goes down the
You’re gonna flush it down!
Hua!
(July 2006)
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