The Devil Went Down to a Lesbian Bar

(to the tune of The Devil Went Down to Georgia, by the Charlie Daniels Band)

The devil went down to a lesbian bar,
he was lookin’ to pick up chicks.
He didn’t wanna go to that other bar, ‘cuz
there was way too many dicks.

He spied two girls from across the room,
makin’ out and lookin’ hot.
The devil sat down next to them, and said
Girls, lemme see your twats.

I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m
a carpet muncher too.
And if you care to take a dare,
I’ll go to bed with you.

Now you lick pretty good pussy, girl,
but give the devil his due.
I’ll bet a dildo of gold against your soul
’cause I think I’m better than you.”

One girl said, “My name’s Scarlet, and
it might be a sin,
so I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret
’cause I’m the best there’s ever been.”

Scarlet, moisten up your lips and lick her pussy good,
‘Cause hell’s broke loose at Girl Bar, and the devil’s sportin’ wood.
And if you win, you get this shiny dildo made of gold,
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

[fiddling]

The devil opened up his fly
and unzipped Brandi’s gown,
And a quiet moan escaped her lips
as he slid her panties down.

Then he flicked his tongue across her clit,
And she cried out in bliss.
Then a horny succubus joined in,
And it sounded somethin’ like this.

[slurping]

When the devil finished, Scarlet said,
“Well, you’re pretty good, old son,
But sit down in that chair right there and
Let me show you how it’s done.”

Women wearin’ strap-ons, run boys, run.
The devil’s in a bar full of lesbians.
When the scissorin’ starts, then you should know,
Does any man have a chance? Oh, hell no.

[moaning]

The devil knew he lost ’cause there was
no denyin’ Brandi’s sighs,
And he slid that golden dildo in
the space ‘twixt Scarlet’s thighs.

Scarlet said, “Devil, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again,
’cause your succubus is pretty good,
but I’m the best there’s ever been.”

Women wearin’ strap-ons, run boys, run.
The devil’s in a bar full of lesbians.
When the scissorin’ starts, then you should know,
Does any man have a chance? Oh, hell no.

[orgy]

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