(to the tune of Riders On the Storm by The Doors)
Troopers of the storm
Troopers of the storm
We have such lousy aim,
Our armor is so lame
I heard the Jedi speak
These aren’t the droids we seek
Troopers of the storm
There’s a rebel in a ship
On radar just a little blip
Doesn’t seem to make much sense
But he broke through our defense
Just when we’re about to win
Those torpedoes go in
Rebel in a ship, yeah
Luke, ya gotta use the Force
Luke, ya gotta use the Force
If you reach out with your mind
Exhaust port you will find
The galaxy on you depends
Sweet liberty will end
Gotta use the Force, yeah
Troopers of the storm
Troopers of the storm
We have such lousy aim,
Our armor is so lame
Exploding Star of Death
We’re breathing our last breath
Troopers of the storm
Troopers of the storm
Troopers of the storm
Troopers of the storm
Troopers of the storm
(June 2007)
Askmi Leitr 