Laundromat Blues, by The Man in Black Socks

(to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash)

I hear my clothes a’callin’.
I’m runnin’ out of socks.
I gotta get to that laundromat
before the front door locks.
Well, I know I’ve waited too long;
I’m out of underwear.
If I don’t get to this laundry,
I guess I’ll just go bare.

(March 2013)